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John Venezia is a 42 year old guy from Colorado, USA.
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"Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods." -Bruce Carlton "I became death, the shatterer of worlds" Oppenheimer's reflection at Los Alamos "Oppy, now we're all sons of bitches" -Ken Bainbridge after Los Alamos
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. Terry Pratchett photo from: http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/darkknight_batmanposter.jpg

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"John Wilkes

Perhaps the most celebrated retort in the history of wit occurred in a famous exchange between two 18th century political rivals, John Montagu, also known as the Earl of Sandwich, and the reformist politician, John Wilkes. During a heated argument, Montagu scowled at Wilkes and said derisively, "Upon my soul, Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die upon the gallows, or of syphilis" (some versions of the story say "a vile disease" and others "the pox"). Unfazed, Wilkes came back with what many people regard as the greatest retort of all time:
John Wilkes

"That will depend, my Lord, on whether
I embrace your principles, or your mistress.""